Komochietthoi

Ko mo chiet thoi an boi on +how good you at calling me bastard
On ngai jiu ng theu fu kon +even call me octopussy tofu
tong nyit khon ngai theu bon choi +before I deserved your first dish
kin nyit khon ngai mo siong kon +now I am nothing to you

New Song - Cin Cin Mo Kat Sat

Cin Cin Mo Kat Sat
Pot Thun Ma Po Pat
A moi thot tu tap
Khu Tai thot m chat

original composition by ax and pkl

Thai Phui Ma

Thai Phui Ma
Jong Ong Nga
Jong To Thai Mo Tut
Mo Tut Jit Ha Pau
Pau To Sam Thiau Nyiau
Sam Thiau Nyiau Jit Ha Ceu
Nyi to Keu
Keu jit tui
Nyi to Kui
Kui jit pha
Nyi to sa
Sa lok sui
Nyi to Kui
Kui jit Khak
Nyi to Sak
Sak jit Pau
Nyi to Thai Phui Ma Si Khiau Khiau

Contributed by Jongkhien

Bulacan Sang Ku

Bulacan Sang Ku
Iyo iyo thai NenKu
Bulacan Sang Net
Iyo iyo thai Opet

Cok Kui Ta Po

Cok Kui Ta Po is a game of four player.
First we do a Rock Paper Scissor game and get a loser.
Loser lay down head first to the ground in kowtow position.
We shake 4 crumpled paper of each Cok Kui Ta and Po and while singing below song.
Si Si Na Bung
Si Na Sa
Fa Mang Chai
Pak Bu Jan Disitu
Tak Tak Tung Tung
Tak Tak Tung Tung
Tak Tak Tung Tung
Tak Tak Tung Tung
Put one paper to each player's hand and let them read their own fate.
The Loser also get one paper.
Here's what follow:
Cok (Catch) must find the one who hold the Kui (Ghost) Paper.
Kui (Ghost) try to avoide being catch by stealing chicken :)
Ta (Hit) charge with the execution of punishment
Po (Report) the judge that decide what kind of punishment suitable for the loser.
If Cok caught the wrong Ghost, he is the loser.
If Kui was caught, then he is the loser.
Game is good to be adopted for dating event :)
the punishment could be taking off one piece of cloth, a kiss in the cheek, or grope :)
well anything you can think of girls ;)

ax

For more Hakka nursery rhyme

http://www.mhps.ttct.edu.tw/hakkafa/tungieu/tungieu.htm

ax

Papi papi sangsi

Papi papi sangsi
sangsi baru masak
masak teli sisi
bengkok
siapa punya bengkok

ax

123

1 2 3
3 2 1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
7 + 8
8 + 9
9 9 81
nyia kung nyia pho lai si cip

ax

Lo Pai (Old Limp)

Lo pai lo pai (Old limp old limp)
Sam nyian mo cok hai (three years in no shoes)
Si nyian mo sit fon (four years has no rice
Ng nyian ja hak lon (five years scratch his balls)

Oi pok Jan mo fo phai (wanna smoke but no macthes)
Oi tiau ci mo ci pai (wanna f*** but no c***)

ax

Lo Khong Man (Old Crazy Man)

Lo Khong Man (Old crazy Man)
Cung Bulacan (Punching shrimp cake)
Pho Jai Jiu (Frying coconut oil)
Lok Jai San (Go into the coco plantation)
Jai San Pha Ha Chut (Out he climbed from the coco plantation)
Pun Kui Tiau Si But (He was f***ed by ghost in his ar**)

ax

Hakka Ko

jiu jam koi choi cang ci ca
kak phan jiu he tet nyin ka
kin nyit chi jan jan put tet
su pan moi su mong moi fa

tui mian kai cak he mai nyin
nyit theu chang to khon ng cin
he nga chin nyin ko loi liau
mong koi ka cok lu pian nyin

ax

Nyiat Kong Kong

Nyiat Kong Kong
Fo Cung Kong
Kong Pit Muk
Fo Cung Cuk
Cuk Mang Thai
Sun Ci Cak Loi Mai
Mai To Chian
Mai Liong Chian
Chian A Bui Hi
Pun A Mat Theu Het Hi
A Mat A Bui Hi
Si Het Hi
Jung Mai Cong
Jung Bon Cong
Jung Mai Kong
Jung Khai Kong
Mai A Bui Hi
Mai Su theu Ha Hi
Su Theu Ha A Bui Hi
Pun Nge Jan Het Hi
Nge A Bui Hi
Put Chung Sit Het Hi
Chung A Bui Hi
Pun Kai Sit Het Hi
Kai A Bui Hi
Pun Jau Pho Sit Het Hi
Jau Pho A Bui Hi
Pun Chung Ta Si het Hi
Chung A Bui Hi
Pun Fo Sau Het Hi
Fo A Bui Hi
Pun Sui Lim Het Hi
Sui A Bui Hi
Pun Nyit Theu Sai Het Hi
Nyit Theu A Bui Hi
Lok San Lok Het Hi

Hakka Tonguetwister

the only one I know is:
Chiang Kam Jiam Sang Jam

Faiboi

朘　ZOI1 juan1 Dick, Prick
阿屄 . opet, not sure what's the pinyin, is the word for cunt
屌其姆 diao gia me, diao qi mu, f*** his mother...

ax

First lesson

絕滅= chiet met :"> i think this on sound like kiamat!
扌shou3 帣juan4
實際係一隻字,但係windows冇哩字
扌帣手 then siu -> to help
chiet met= sialan, damn
[16:43] pang_git_lung: 謝先生,小人來教你一下,樣般寫客話,請若个涵海
亻厓ngai 你nyi 佢gi
吾nga 若nyia 其gia

哩lia/li 嗰 ga/gai
涵海maklum,kebesaran hati
亻兜deu--->你亻兜nyi deu
个 gai--->吾个nga gai
乜个mak gai
樣般 nyiong ban
恁an-->恁大 an tai
恁樣 an nyiong
吾個腦子打死絕了
夠啦
厓愛拼音呢

第一个Post

感謝pang git lung告厓客話.
the rest will be the lesson I take from Mr. Pang Git Lung.

ax